Are You Smarter Than a Stripper?!
Play "Are You Smarter Than a Stripper?!" every Tuesday afternoon at 4 with Reevis. It's your chance to go one-on-one in a battle of the minds with one of the lovely ladies from Southern Xposure in Barboursville. If you out smart the stripper, you've got a Planet Prize Pack featuring a FREE lap dance from the girl you just defeated. New rules (so we don't have to see Reevis in his boxers anymore): Reevis will ask the stripper seven questions, one at a time, she will give us her answers, and then we will ask you if she is right or wrong. If you guess correctly, you get one point. If she answers correctly, she gets one point. If she answers incorrectly, she has to remove one piece of clothing. If she loses, she has to do the 4Play Near 4:45 in whatever articles of clothing we have left!
Check back for weekly recaps and photos.
July 29, 2008 -- The Grand Finale of Are You Smarter Than a Stripper!
We had been dreaming of this day for weeks, and it finally happened, the Grand Finale of Are You Smarter Than A Stripper?! We were able to get four lovely gals in the studio from Southern XPosure to battle it out to see who was THE Smartest Stripper! Each lady was also playing for a listener, who, if their girl one, would receive a free lapdance from her and a Planet Prize Pack.
So here's the line up, Star, playing for Bill Clark of Ashland; Jocalyn, playing for Ed McClellan of Ironton; Peyton, playing for Matt Rowen of Grayson; and Lindsay, playing for Randy Cain of Ona.
The rules were every time a girl got a question wrong she had to remove a piece of clothes, and we have to admit, the girls have gotten much smarter! At the beginning, it looked as though the girls were going keep their clothes on well into the night, but then started to stump (maybe on purpose, the room was hot!). With answers to questions like, in what sport does the champion win the Stanley Cup, Star said soccer (it's hockey); what ocean touches the state of California, Lindsay said the Atlantic (Pacific); who was president after Regan, we got the answer Lincoln (Bush)! But the girls did impress us, they new about the movie Grease, and what a school of fish is, the longest river in the world, and more! But in the end, it came down to Star & Lindsay to battle it out -- each in their panties, and Lindsay & Randy were the champions winning with knowing what the currency of Mexico is...the Peso (Star guessed with the Euro)!
Enjoy the pictures, and for the first time a few of the girls asked us to censor their faces (just got to Southern XPosure if you want to see them badly enough, and besides you get to see 'em naked there!).
July 1, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Dixie vs. Olive Hill's Josh Henderson
In honor of Independence Day we went with 4th of July, America/England type questions, and wow, our contestants didn't know much about any of that! Dixie from Southern XPosure was freaking hot, and Olive Hill's Josh Henderson is in for a treat. The highlight, possibly the highlight of the year: Who did we gain our independence from? Dixie: Germany. Josh: France. Wow. Of course the answer is England. That's all you really need to know, and that Josh won 5-2. Happy Fourth of July, and these pictures are why we live in the greatest country ever!
June 24, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Renee vs. Ashland's Chuck Griffith
Another Tuesday, another edition of Are You Smarter Than A Stripper?! This week we had Renee in the house from Southern Xposure to take on Ashland's Chuck Griffith. Renee didn't know too many answers, but she sure came up with awesome guesses. What show did Tim Russert host? Renee says the Today Show (Meet the Press). Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? Renee first said Bobby Brown, but smartly changed her answer to James Brown. HA! (Ulysses S. Grant). John McCain is a U.S. Senator representing what state? Renee says Washington, D.C. (Arizona)! At least she gave us answers, rather than a bunch of "I don't know's!" Chuck on the other than -- he barely got away with a win, he only got one more right than her! Enjoy!
June 17, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Calista vs. Ironton's Jason Hicks
Another fresh face for Are You Smarter Than a Stripper this week, and her name was Calista. As the afternoon went on, we learned that Calista was a FREAK. She's a bisexual, who had her first experience this past January, and has gone on a parade with the ladies since (don't worry guys -- she still loves us, too!). Calista didn't know the rules to the game when she walked in and was so excited that the game involved nudity! Now to the results: Jason from Ironton new his trivia, Calista -- eh, not so much, but it's ok. Who is said to have sewn the first American flag? Calista: Abigail something (don't worry Jason got it wrong to). They both knew the capital of Kentucky (Frankfort), and that Elvis Presley's home is called Graceland. Highlight: (other than the lesbian stories) Who lives in Buckingham Palace? Calista: The Royal Family of EUROPE. Enjoy!
June 10, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Eva vs. Sciotoville's Josh Wells
We had a fresh face for this edition of Are You Smarter Than a Stripper, a very fresh face! Eva has only been working at Southern XPosure for like five days (go up to the club and make her feel welcome)! She was our first ethnic competitor, as she is half Spanish, and even spoke some Spanish on the air for us. Luckily for us and Josh Wells from Sciotoville, she found that some of the questions were kind of tough. Congratulations Josh, you've got yourself a Planet Prize Pack including a free lap dance from Eva! Neither of the two knew what state Barack Obama represents in the U.S. Senate (they both went with Southern States, it's of course Illinois). We also asked how many feet are in 48 inches, and we asked the same question last week in a different way just to see who's listening -- Eva said she didn't even think that was one foot! She was great though! Enjoy the pics (sorry they are grainy, we had to use a camera phone, our station camera was out of commission)!
June 3, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Peyton vs. Huntington's Joe Wells
On this edition of Are You Smarter Than a Stripper, Peyton from Southern XPosure was awesome. She answered only one question correctly, and laughed her ass off the whole time! Joe Wells did a little better by getting four questions right, which means he's now going to get a free lap dance from Peyton, along with a Planet Prize Pack featuring CDs and a t-shirt. Highlights include: What two teams are currently playing the Stanley Cup Finals? Peyton couldn't even come up with one town that even had a hockey team, so she went with Huntington. How many inches make up four feet? Peyton: 120 something! Enjoy!!
May 20, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Lindsey vs. Huntington's Jason Bailey
Listen, we love all of the girls from Southern XPosure -- we really do. However, Lindsey, you need to spend a little more time on wikipedia. She pulled an oh-fer, meaning she didn't get one question right, not even the name of the Wheel of Fortune's host (she guessed Bob Barker, it's Pat Sajak), not even which U.S. President was involved in the Watergate Scandal (she guessed Jefferson, it was Nixon), not even the name of the original lead singer of AC/DC (she didn't guess -- it was Bon Scott). Now, don't go thinking her opponent Jason is a genius -- far from it. He only got three right! Lindsey -- we love you, thanks for playing! Enjoy!
May 13, 2008 -- Southern XPosure's Michelle vs. Out Wayne's Lee
Another day, another stripper. Michelle returned to the Planet Studios for another go at Are You Smarter Than a Stripper. Michelle was actually the first girl to get totally nude in the studio back in April. Keep in mind, she forgot to wear panties the first time. She wanted to avenge her loss, and avenge she did! Michelle won a close contest over Out Wayne's Lee 5-3. Our favorite highlight: Ology trivia -- The scientific study of life is also referred to as what type of ology? Michelle: Astrology. Wrong. Lee: Lifeology. Wrong. Enjoy.
May 6, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's vs. Ashland's Tom McKnight
Is it just us, or do the girls from Southern XPosure keep getting hotter! Today, we were blessed with Darcy, who was a little too smart for us! She took on Tom McKnight (the Mayor) from Ashland. Going into today's edition, you could tell Darcy was a smart girl. She only got two questions wrong, meaning she only had to remove two pieces of clothes! Even with only getting two wrong, Tom is one of those trivia geeks who knows a bunch of random stuff (he better use his free lap dance!). Enjoy the pictures, hopefully we can have Darcy in the studio with us again (we'll make the questions harder next time).
April 29, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Ahlaya vs. Huntington's Chris Marcum
Chalk one up for the stripper! After a couple of straight weeks of losing, Ahlaya from Southern XPosure got the strippers back on track defeating Chris from Huntington in the first ever over time, having to use a tiebreaker! Even though she was a winner, we still go to see a nice pair of tah-tah's. Sorry the pictures aren't great this time, Lenny has been punished (zoom in dammit! Get in front!). Neither knew who Johnny Carson's sidekick was on the Tonight Show (Ed McMahan), and they both didn't know the capital of Texas (Austin). However, Ahlaya knew that there are eight pints in a gallon, and that Mt. Everest is the tallest mountain in the world!
April 22, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Peyton vs. Huntington's Jason Smith
Today's battle in Are You Smarter Than a Stripper was a close one. Peyton from Southern XPosure had an early lead heading into halftime, and had only removed one piece of clothing, but when it came to the second half -- all the clothes went off! But, we're not going to let you think that Jason is the smartest guy in the world either. When we asked Peyton what is the official language of Sweden, she was all over that one with Swedish, however, Jason had no clue! Enjoy!
April 15, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Michelle vs. Ashland's Tre Edwards
We achieved greatness with today's edition of Are You Smarter Than A Stripper -- full frontal nudity! Michelle, from Southern Xposure, was awesome. She was probably the coolest girl we've had in the studio so far. She let us know that she forgot to wear panties -- uh oh, an advantage for us. On the level of trivia skills, she kind of struggled -- only got two questions right, and Tre (who is studying to become a teacher, and was late getting to coach baseball practice because of the contest) was all over it, winning 5-2. Enjoy the photos. Planet history was made!
April 8, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Lindsey vs. Ashland's Ray Salyer
After a couple of weeks of hiatus for Are You Smarter Than a Stripper, the game was back in full force, with a new set of rules. Why new rules? We learned a lot of our listeners weren't smarter than strippers, at least the ones from Southern Xposure. So, this week, Lindsey, the Dominatrix from Southern Xposure, went against Ray in a very close battle. We were able to get Lindsey down to her bra and panties, and Ray went on to win 4-2. Congrats Ray, you've got a Planet Prize Pack a free lap dance from Lindsey (be careful, she bites, no really, she bites).
March 18, 2007 -- Southern Xposure's Krissy versus Chesapeake's Dan Bradley
After two bad weeks of Are You Smarter Than a Stripper, Reevis has decided to change the rules (more about that later). The girls from Southern Xposure continue to prove their smarts! Krissy got three questions right, to Brad's....one. Yes, just one. He didn't know who won the first Superbowl! So after two weeks of no boobies, except for Reevis' man boobies, the rules have changed. Starting next week, Reevis is going to try to get a contestant in studio, rather than on the phone. So it will be contestant versus stripper. 10 questions each, answered at the same time, and if you get a question wrong you have to remove an article of clothing! If you are interested in playing, call Reevis to get signed up.
March 10, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Asia vs. Ashland's Josh Clay
We all really want to kick Josh Clay's ass. We had another hottie from Southern Xposure in the studio -- teeny, tiny Asia (4' 11"/102 pounds), to play Are you Smarter than a Stripper, and for Josh, the answer is "no." Josh only got one question right to Asia's four. Josh now knows that the capital of Illinois is Springfield and not "Idaho." We're not making this up. So, we got to see boobs, but they were Reevis' man boobs, at least he owned up to his end of the bet. We want a rematch Asia!
March 3, 2008 -- Southern Xposure's Nomi Malone vs. Kenova's Sean Ross
The first edition of Are You Smarter Than a Stripper was a close battle. The 5' 11" Nomi Malone is enrolled at West Virginia State, so she does have some smarts in her, but she lost by one (lucky for us, and lucky for Sean, who gets a free lap dance from her). One of the questions that stumped her, and you would think a stripper would know this one, who is on the front of a $20 bill? She went with Washington (it was actually Andrew Jackson)! Enjoy the photos of her paying her dues by introducing the 4Play Near 4:45 topless...
